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Today’s find · Saturday, August 22, 2026

OrbitMechanics

0★ · found on Vercelby saagpatel
OrbitMechanics

A browser puzzle game that commits to actual orbital mechanics — Verlet integration, real Newtonian two-body pull — across 30 built levels, instead of faking gravity with a tuned curve. That distinction matters: it means the failure states teach you something about orbits rather than about the developer's fudge factor. It sits at zero stars on a bare Vercel URL with nothing resembling a store page around it.

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